Bacchus

Garrett Neff as god of wine and intoxication...Of course, Baptiste plays Zeus, right?

Garrett Neff plays Bacchus for Karl Lagerfeld's lenses and photos for the 2011 Pirelli Calendar (which I'm pretty much planning on getting). Garrett, I think this the time to get your rightful place back in the modeling world...You're now 36, and with a face like that and a body really fit for a Greek god, you have to get back to at least 10. 

OH, you and Isabeli Fontana would make such an amazing couple.

-Gerard